"Mom, it looks like you have chicken pox all over your face." From your astute five year old daughter who then counts your "chicken pox" (pimples) like it's a dot-to-dot.
"Mom, it looks like you are growing a mustache!" Said with great enthusiasm and congratulations by same astute five year old.
"Mom, Lulu pooped on my bed..but that's OK, because she's a kitten and she doesn't know any better, so we're not going to get mad at her." Same five year old.